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Waiter theres a fly in my soupDont from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

Waiter whats this fly doing in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

Customer Give me a hot dogWaiter With from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.

Two attorneys went into a diner and from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Waiter waiter do you have frogs legsCertainly from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

Waiter Tea or coffee gentlemen st customer from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

A waiter brings the customer the steak from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

Diner Watch out Your thumbs in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!